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Saturday, September 03, 2005

This beautiful work of photographer Miguel Nacianceno was iresistable to share. this talented photographer was born in manila and got interested into photography in 1998. His website shows his personal as well as commercial work.


And this one is for those who are looking for some african beauty. They got this one in namibia, so when is the next flights for namibia?

Now this time something to laugh for better life.
Arguing with your Boss is like 'Wrestling with a pig in mud'. After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness', didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems', but then again, neither does ! milk.

Most people are only 'a live' because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father .... He said he wanted more proof.

Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her firstgrade pupils."Little Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in thirdgrade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic. "What is three times three?"
"Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?"
"Fifty-four."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
Ms. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agreed. Ms. Brooks asked,"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What in your pants that you have but;I do not have?"
"Pockets!"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"Pants."
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
"Coconut."
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
"The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"
What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands, Ma'am."
"Now some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK?First one.
You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to getme up, and I get wet before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered,"Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blowme, you feel good."
"Nose."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft,",my tip penetrates, and I come with aquiver."
"Arrow."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends with K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"
"Firetruck, Ma'am"The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Enjoy your day, you dirty minded people!!.

These are some images to remind us what happen when nature srikes back.





















This are some interesting images i received in my inbox. These are some interesting hording someone has clicked.