Now this time something to laugh for better life.
Arguing with your Boss is like 'Wrestling with a pig in mud'. After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness', didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems', but then again, neither does ! milk.

Most people are only 'a live' because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father .... He said he wanted more proof.